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A 20% GRATUITY will be added automatically to: Parties of 6 OR MORE, checks split 3 OR MORE WAYS, and tabs LEFT OPEN at the end of the night.
A 5% surcharge will be added to offset employee benefits.
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PLEASE BE ADVISED: tree nuts are processed in this facility. Our cocktails are made on shared equipment with beverages containing tree nuts. Please let your server know if you have a nut allergy.
House Cocktails - $16
Last Rites
Caribbean rums, lime, passion fruit, salted molasses, LR secret mix of amaros and spices
Souvenir Glass +$18
“Rich, complex, and tropical. Crowned with orange, flowers, fronds, salted molasses, and smoldering cinnamon.”
ZOMBIE KILLER
Haitian and St. Lucian rum, coconut, pineapple, citrus, cinnamon, falernum, and absinthe
“Rich, tropical, and fruit-forward. Decorated with amarena cherries, pineapple, fronds, and nutmeg.”
KALI MAA’S DOOM
Gin, pisco, **dairy, melon, sauvignon blanc, citrus, and vanilla
“Bright, creamy, and balanced! Watermelon and charred marshmallow for the finisher.”
MONKEY PUZZLE
Singani, natural wine, california amaro, papaya **cashew orgeat, lemon, feijoa (LOW ABV)
“Nutty, Rich, Juicy! Ornate with basil, papaya ribbon.”
LONG GOODBYE
Gin, strawberry, toasted coconut, cream, lemon, spices, seltzer
“Perfectly rich, spiced, and velvety. Wow. Dusted with aromatic spices.”
PERMANENT MIDNIGHT
Jamaican and salvadorian rums, red banana, coconut, pandan, coffee
“A hauntingly dark, full-bodied, and rich story. Halmarked by banana leaf.”
DEATH & RUIN
pisco, armagnac, chicha morada purple corn syrup, fresh pressed lime, Amargo Chuncho bitters
“Fresh, complex, and mouth-watering, marked my amargo chuncho bitters.”
BLOOD MOON
agave distillates, plum brandy, rose vermouth, sangria shrub, citrus, sal de gusano, sparkling wine
“Unbelievably complex, refreshing, and juicy!.”
VIOLET VIXEN
Salmiana agave, lavender, lychee, Crème de Noyaux, **cashew, lemon, lime
“You’ve never read floral, vibrant, and refreshing like this before! Laid with violas and armago chuncho bitters”
GRIFTER’S GAME
American rye, scotch whisky, coconut, pandan, lemon, passionfruit, scotch mist
“Light! Vibrant! Refreshing! Topped with toasted coconut, and pandan leaves.”
LION’S PAW
vodka, mexican rum, mango, marigold, chamomile, cava and tonic
“Aromatic, effervescent, and lively? With sesame leaves and dried mango.”
EMERALD ECLIPSE
Mezcal, aged Oaxacan rum, lime, ginger, snap pea juice, Salers, and cumin
“Just about bright, citrusy, and vegetal. Lush with pea tendrils and violas atop.”
RED HARVEST
Bing Zhou (northern Chinese rhubarb amaro), Strawberry amaro, rye whiskey, lemon, grapefruit, lapsang, maple syrup, creole bitters
“Savory, aromatic, and fruity. Unreal. Graced by lapsang salt, grapefruit, and kinome leaves.”
EL PERDIDO
Oaxacan Rum, mushroom, Xila, LR Cola syrup, seltzer
“Cola, citrus and cask? Amazing! Accompanied by a lime wedge.”
DREAD RINGER
agave distillate, corn and rye whiskey, amaro from chiapas, agave, salt, LR mole bitters
“Strong, earthy, and green is it. Crowned with roasted corn and blistered shishito pepper.”
Non-alcoholic - $14
For those who can only handle so much adventure. Things are not alway what they seem; these stories keep the thrills light but are still compelling.
GOLDEN IDOL
Turmeric milk, coconut, orange, pineapple, lemon, nutmeg NO ABV
“Superbly rich, juicy, and frothy. Done with an orange slice, pineapple fronds, pineapple slice, and grated nutmeg and cinnamon.”
add spirit $3
GLASS RUBY
Grapefruit, lime, blueberry grenadine, cinnamon, ginger NO ABV
“Tart, effervescent, spiced. An absolute thrill with a grapefruit slice, mint bouquet, and grated cinnamon.”
add spirit - $3
MOCKING BIRD
Pathfinder and no abv cask spirit, salted molasses, lime, pineapple, cane syrup, last rites salt
“Bittersweet, tart, and complex, decorated with amarena cherries, pineapple, and fronds.”
WRONG ISLAND
LR N/A Cask Spirit, house cola syrup, lime, soda NO ABV
“Bright, citrus, and dessert spiced, atop lies a lime wedge and marigold.”
EL PELIGOSTO
LR N/A Cane Spirit, lime, cane sugar, saline, shishito pepper NO ABV
“Tart, aromatic, and dry this one boasts a pineapple frond, dehydrated banana slice, and a viola.”
To Share
These stories–meant for many–are for parties that wish to share their fate together.
NO DOCTOR ON BOARD - 22
Ming River baijiu, aged gin, armagnac, rum, cherry, cacao, spices, lime, **malted sour cherry cream (contains dairy, gluten)
“Refreshing, rich, and fruit-forward, crowned with mint, amarena cherries, malted sour cherry whipped cream, and cacao angostura bitters.”
CALDERA’S CURSE - 60
Light rum blend, brandy, banana, sherry, mango, **cashew orgeat, lemon, orange - SERVES 4
“Tropical, balanced, rich accompanied by a banana leaf, marigolds, and a ball of fire.”
Beer, Wine, & Spirits
beer
Rotating Selection from
Original Pattern Brewing / 16oz
Lager / Ale - 13
IPA - 15
Hazy IPA - 15
Amber / Dark - 15
WINE
SPARKLING WINE - 12G
Rotating Natural White - 16G
Rotating Natural Orange - 15G
Rotating Natural Rose - 12G
Rotating Red - 13G
SPIRITS
Snacks
WONTON CHIPS - 5
Fried wonton chips, umami seasoning
Merch
LAST RITES GLASS - 18
15oz souvenir mai tai glass
SKELETON CREW GLASS - 18
15oz souvenir mai tai glass
SOFT ENAMEL PIN - 10
1” diameter, single post, matte black with white enamel.
CLASSIC LOGO T-SHIRT - 30
Heather black | 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sizes XS-XL, runs small
ACID WASH psychedelia T-SHIRT - 40
Mineral wash black | 100% cotton,
Sizes XS-XXL, runs small
CLASSIC LOGO ZIPPER HOODY - 50
Dark heather grey | 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Sizes Sm-XL, true to size
PSYCHEDLIA PULLOVER HOODY - 60
Vintage mineral wash black | 80% cotton, 20% polyester
Sizes S-XXL, fits loose