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A 20% GRATUITY will be added automatically to: Parties of 6 OR MORE, checks split 3 OR MORE WAYS, and tabs LEFT OPEN at the end of the night.
Prices below do not include tax or 5% Healthy SF Mandate.
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PLEASE BE ADVISED: tree nuts are processed in this facility. Our cocktails are made on shared equipment with beverages containing tree nuts. Please let your server know if you have a nut allergy.
Featured Cocktail
FORBIDDEN FRUIT
Spanish brandy, pear apple brandy, Nux Alpine liqueur, Benedictine, lime, cane, **egg white orange bitters
“Sweet, fruit forward, and aromatic. One might sourly call her… Amaretto.”
Table of Contents
TROPICAL EXPLOit - UNUSUAL INCIDENT
SPIRITED ADVENTURE - ILLUSIVE ODYsSEy
MASS HYSTERIA - BEEr & WINE
SNACKS - MERCH
Tropical Exploit - $16
These stories are reminiscent of the familiar favorites. Tropical and daring, fun and easy. However don’t be mislead, there’s always danger.
LION’S PAW
vodka, salted jasmine honeycreme, guava, lemon, chardonnay, falernum, and tonic
“Aromatic, effervescent, and lively? With sesame leaves, guava quarter, and homemade honeycomb candy.”
VIOLET VIXEN
tequila, lavender, lychee, Crème de Noyaux, **cashew, lemon, lime
“You’ve never read floral, vibrant, and refreshing like this before! Laid with violas and armago chuncho bitters”
LONG GOODBYE
gin, strawberry, toasted coconut, cream, lemon, spices, **egg white, seltzer
“Perfectly rich, spiced, and velvety. Wow. Dusted with raspberry, crowned with a strawberry.”
GRIFTER’S GAME
American whiskey, malt whisky, coconut, pandan, lemon, passionfruit, coal ila mist
“Light! Vibrant! Refreshing! Topped with toasted coconut, coconut tuile crisp, and pandan leaves.”
MONKEY PUZZLE
Pisco, seville orange Mommenpop, papaya manzanilla sherry, white vermouth, **cashew orgeat, lemon, feijoa (LOW ABV)
“Nutty, Rich, Juicy! Ornate with basil, papaya ribbon.”
ZOMBIE KILLER
house overproof rum blend, coconut, pineapple, citrus, cinnamon, falernum, and absinthe
“Rich, tropical, and fruit-forward. Decorated with amarena cherries, pineapple, fronds, and nutmeg.”
Last Rites
LR overproof rum blend, lime, passion fruit, salted molasses, LR secret mix of amaros and spices *LIMIT 2 PER PERSON
Souvenir Glass +$15
“Rich, complex, and tropical. Crowned with orange, flowers, fronds, salted molasses, and smoldering cinnamon.”
Unusual Incident - $16
These stories may feel like deja vu, but are certainly more bizarre. Uncanny encounters certainly for the more adventurous.
PERMANENT MIDNIGHT
Jamaican and barbados rums, banana 151, Banane, coffee stout syrup, **egg white
“A hauntingly dark, full-bodied, and rich story. Halmarked by dehydrated banana coin and banana leaf.”
RED HARVEST
Bing Zhou (northern Chinese rhubarb amaro), rye whiskey, lemon, grapefruit, lapsang, maple syrup, strawberry, creole bitters
“Savory, aromatic, and fruity. Unreal. Graced by dehydrated mapple lapsange grapefruit, and kinome leaves.”
BLOOD MOON
Tequila, mezcal, blood orange Momenpop, sangria shrub, citrus, sal de gusano, sparkling wine
“Unbelievably complex, refreshing, and juicy! Decorated with blood orange, candied pear, and banana leaf.”
EMERALD ECLIPSE
Mezcal, aged Oaxacan rum, lime, ginger, snap pea juice, Salers, and cumin
“Just about bright, citrusy, and vegetal. Lush with pea tendrils and violas atop.”
KALI MAA’S DOOM
Gin, pisco, **cream, melon, sauvignon blanc, citrus, and vanilla
“Bright, creamy, and balanced! Watermelon and charred marshmallow for the finisher.”
DEATH & RUIN
pisco, spanish brandy, chicha morada purple corn syrup, fresh pressed lime, Amargo Chuncho bitters **egg white
“Fresh, complex, and mouth-watering, marked my amargo chuncho bitters.”
Spirited Adventure - $16
These spiritous stories are strong and not for the faint of heart.
EL PERDIDO
Santa Teresa 1796 Rum, LR Cola syrup, seltzer
“Cola, citrus and cask? Amazing! Accompanied by a lime wedge.”
DREAD RINGER
overproof whiskey blend, agave, salt, LR mole bitters
“Strong, earthy, and green is it. Crowned with roasted corn and blistered shishito pepper.”
Illusive Odyssey - $14
NON ALCOHOLIC
For those who can only handle so much adventure. Things are not alway what they seem; these stories keep the thrills light but are still compelling.
GLASS RUBY
Grapefruit, lime, blueberry grenadine, cinnamon, ginger NO ABV
“Tart, effervescent, spiced. An absolute thrill with a grapefruit slice, mint bouquet, and grated cinnamon.”
add spirit - $3
GOLDEN IDOL
Turmeric milk, coconut, orange, pineapple, lemon, nutmeg NO ABV
“Superbly rich, juicy, and frothy. Done with an orange slice, pineapple fronds, pineapple slice, and grated nutmeg and cinnamon.”
add spirit $3
MOCKING BIRD
Housemade No-maro and no abv cask spirit, salted molasses, lime, pineapple, cane syrup, last rites salt
“Bittersweet, tart, and complex, decorated with amarena cherries, pineapple, and fronds.”
WRONG ISLAND
LR N/A Cask Spirit, house cola syrup, lime, soda NO ABV
“Bright, citrus, and dessert spiced, atop lies a lime wedge and marigold.”
RUSE LA ROUGE
LR N/A “No-Moro”, LR N/A Cask Spirit, cold brew, stout syrup NO ABV
“Bitter sweet, complex, and rich, featuring a classic orange twist.”
EL PELIGOSTO
LR N/A Cane Spirit, lime, cane sugar, saline, shishito pepper NO ABV
“Tart, aromatic, and dry this one boasts a pineapple frond, dehydrated banana slice, and a viola.”
Mass Hysteria
These stories–meant for many–are for parties that wish to share their fate together.
NO DOCTOR ON BOARD - 22
Aged rum, oloroso sherry, brandy, Noyaux, gin, **cashew orgeat, curacao, Peychaud’s, cherry-raspberry, **pandan cream – SERVES 2
“Refreshing, balanced, and fruit-forward, crowned with pandan leaves, amarena cherries, pandan whipped cream, and peychauds bitters.”
CALDERA’S CURSE - 60
Light rum blend, brandy, banana spiced 151, guava, **cashew orgeat, lemon, orange, sparkling wine - SERVES 4
“Tropical, balanced, rich accompanied by a banana leaf, marigolds, and a ball of fire.”
Beer, Wine, & Spirits
beer
FACTION PENSKE FILE PALE ALE - 12
SAN FRANCISCO, CA, 5.8%, 16OZ CAN
ALMANAC LOVE HAZY IPA - 15
SAN FRANCISCO, CA, 6.1%, 16OZ CAN
WINE
SPARKLING WINE - 12G/45B
BIUTIFUL CAVA, SPAIN
NATURAL ORANGE CHARDONNAY - 15G/57B
DEUX PUNX, NAPA VALLEY
PODERE ALBERESE A VENTE E SOLE CHIANTI - 14G/52B
CHIANTI, TUSCANY, ITALY
VIÑA ALJIBES ROSÉ 2017 - 14G
VINO DE LA TIERRA DE CASTILLA
SPIRITS
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Snacks
WONTON CHIPS - 5
Fried wonton chips, umami seasoning
Last RITES NOODLES - 11
AVAILABLE SUN-THURS ONLY
Savory broth with American Cheese, black sesame, green onion, mushrooms, Korean pickles and chili crisp.
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Merch
LAST RITES GLASS - 15
15oz souvenir mai tai glass
SOFT ENAMEL PIN - 10
1” diameter, single post, matte black with white enamel.
CLASSIC LOGO T-SHIRT - 30
Dark heather grey | 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Sizes XS-XL, true to size
psychedelia T-SHIRT - 30
Black | 60% cotton, 40% polyester
Sizes XS-XL, true to size
CLASSIC LOGO ZIPPER HOODY - 50
Dark heather grey | 55% cotton, 45% polyester
Sizes Sm-XL, true to size